The spoken voice in the outro was done by Kristen Mooney; she makes me laugh every time I hear it.

Lyrics

Your call is very important to us
So please continue to hold
We truly value your satisfaction
Coz that’s our number one goal
How are we doing? Take a survey
When you have finished your call
How may we offer you
Excellent customer service today?

I may be only an old recording
But I’m so happy you’re here
I’ve got some music to entertain you
We change it every few years
I’m so sorry, I didn’t hear you
Speak again loud and clear

We want to give you the personal attention
That you completely deserve
The queue is down now to only eleven
Good news! Your place in line is reserved

Now pay attention and listen closely
Our menu options have changed
We wanna treat you like you are family
We care about you the same
But due to current high caller volume
Try us later and then
We will provide you with
Excellent customer service again

Words and music ©2012 Tom Lerner/
The Other Woman Music (BMI)