Tom Lerner

Lyrics

BUGS!
(Words and Music by Tom Lerner)

I’m a reasonable guy
I did well in school
I’ve got a good job
I play by the rules
Every inch of my home
Is tidy and clean
My life would be great
‘Cept for just one thing
It’s these…

Chorus:
Bugs!
Crawling all over me
Bugs!
Get’em off of me
How come nobody sees
These
Bugs?!

I caught one today
I put ’im in a bag
But the doctor told me
It was only a scab
The nerve of the man
He actually said
The bugs aren’t real
They’re in my head
But these…

(Repeat Chorus)

Their pincers are sharp
Like a sliver of glass
I itch and I scratch
And break out in a rash
With beady red eyes
And little green hairs
They’re making me sick
And nobody cares
God damn these…

(Repeat Chorus)

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